Mortal Kombat Officially Rebooted, and 5 Other Stories You'll Be Talking About ...
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Only if I can find that Total Recall head in an old Carolco warehouse somewhere, and if we can get Tyler Perry as Medea to play Mr. VanAirsdale. After all, there has to be some degree of verisimilitude, even in this, our po-po-mo universe :)
It's going to be like an inverse You've Got Mail , only with angry, sexually ambiguous Brooklyn-basement-ridden hipsters who have an attraction to one another in real life, but hate one another passionately online... actually, this is starting to sound pretty viable... I better halt this public pitch…
But, so, like right after their first kiss, one of them mutters a phrase that gives away his comment section identity and the film takes an "arts-ploitation" turn into violent depravity.
After the body of his unrequited true love/hated online enemy is buried, he returns to his daily routine only to find that someone else is posting opposing comments under the same name! This is called the Christopher turn-Pike!
Source: Movieline